ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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