you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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