he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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