Fine. I'll sleep in my office
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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