who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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