Christians are straight up FREAKS
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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