i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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