You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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