My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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