you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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