How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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