I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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