do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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