i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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