Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
