At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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