I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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