no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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