At least make sure they are 18
Why
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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