And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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