He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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