I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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