just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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