So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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