Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
