VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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