Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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