Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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