I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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