I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she was so not down for the gang bang
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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