He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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