his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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