what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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