so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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