You really coming over, don't trick.
I cannot find my penis.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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