I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
