matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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