I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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