Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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