Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish I only lived at night.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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