Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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