no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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