People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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