Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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