i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Say something about gay babies.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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