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say what?
wanna hang out?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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