Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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