i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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