Christians are straight up FREAKS
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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