you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
a search helicopter?!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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