theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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